"My wife and I spent a whole day in bed together laughing and playing… But then the mattress store manager asked us to leave…"
"Jesus loves you, but you’re annoying."
"Our job is to love people. When it hurts. When it’s awkward. When it’s uncool and embarrassing. Our job is to stand together, to carry the burdens of one another and to meet each other in our questions."
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
(Source: hotghostcalendar, via sinmiedo22)